Thursday, June 26, 2008
i will never ever in my entire life stop hating insects.... WAD DID I EVER DO TO THEM?!@#%%&*(&($ well i agree i killed them but... this was waht happened.
one of the nights, i was studying for my history test. innocently and diligently. then i head something enter my study room. i knew at once it was an insect cause of the low buzzing noise of its wings.. so i tried not to mind it and carry on reading. then i felt that it was closing in on me. i was like the navy ship of world war 2 and the freaking beetle was the kamikaze pilot of japan. so it crashed. RIGHT INTO MY PANTS!!!!! OMGWTF!!@$!@%$#^$^&* yea!! crash alr still dare to crawl inside. another omgwtf!@#%$%&%( bloody hell i was dam scared okay. i shouted so loud. folded the waist part of my pants and flicked it out one million times. still crawl in further. stupid thing. so i folded more pants and finally i managed to flick it onto the floor. then justin came to check out the commotion and sissy shouting. okay not sissy. erm manly shouting. then my mother also come out. i woke her up. shit.... good thing my grandma abit deaf also and my aunty is a heavy sleeper. so i didnt cause much panic. yup it played hide and seek with justin and i. i didnt dare to catch it even after i put the tissue over it. so in the end, my maid helped. good thing she came back from indonesia alr. if not i wouldnt be able to study. and i would have failed today's test. STUPID DUMB BEETLE!!! serves u right for trying to get intimate with my thighs. lol? good riddance. THE END.
please support me and all the bug haters. sign ur name for the anti-bugs-that-invade-your-pants-campaign. thank u. your support will go a long way. shalom.
wa my maid cook the chicken wing dam shiok sia. hehe(: bye bye.
one of the nights, i was studying for my history test. innocently and diligently. then i head something enter my study room. i knew at once it was an insect cause of the low buzzing noise of its wings.. so i tried not to mind it and carry on reading. then i felt that it was closing in on me. i was like the navy ship of world war 2 and the freaking beetle was the kamikaze pilot of japan. so it crashed. RIGHT INTO MY PANTS!!!!! OMGWTF!!@$!@%$#^$^&* yea!! crash alr still dare to crawl inside. another omgwtf!@#%$%&%( bloody hell i was dam scared okay. i shouted so loud. folded the waist part of my pants and flicked it out one million times. still crawl in further. stupid thing. so i folded more pants and finally i managed to flick it onto the floor. then justin came to check out the commotion and sissy shouting. okay not sissy. erm manly shouting. then my mother also come out. i woke her up. shit.... good thing my grandma abit deaf also and my aunty is a heavy sleeper. so i didnt cause much panic. yup it played hide and seek with justin and i. i didnt dare to catch it even after i put the tissue over it. so in the end, my maid helped. good thing she came back from indonesia alr. if not i wouldnt be able to study. and i would have failed today's test. STUPID DUMB BEETLE!!! serves u right for trying to get intimate with my thighs. lol? good riddance. THE END.
please support me and all the bug haters. sign ur name for the anti-bugs-that-invade-your-pants-campaign. thank u. your support will go a long way. shalom.
wa my maid cook the chicken wing dam shiok sia. hehe(: bye bye.
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